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Favourite Earth Day Jokes and Riddles for Kids

Earth Day reminds us why environmental conservation and stewardship are important, and encourages us to form a personal connection with nature. We’ve got you covered when it comes to Earth Day activities and crafts that can help you start a conversation with your kids about the importance of sustainability and caring for Mother Earth.

Looking for more Earth Day activities? Check out these posts:

Or if you’d like to do some reading, check out our ultimate list of 50 “green” children’s books for Earth Day.

But Earth Day can be funny too! Today we’ve got some Earth Day and nature-themed jokes perfect for starting the day with a chuckle.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.

What kind of soda does a tree drink?
Root beer!

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Swimming trunks.

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling green.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Which fish is the most famous?
The starfish!

How do you cut a wave in half?
With a sea saw.

What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
“Show me your mussels.”

How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
Because it waves.

Why did the sun go to school?
He wanted to be brighter.

What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate!

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow, of course!

Why are recycle bins so optimistic?
Because they’re full of cans.

Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
Because it had lost its petals.

Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it’s full of blades.

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.

Do bees fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.

How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?
“You crack me up!”

Why did the farmer plant seeds in his pond?
He was trying to grow watermelons.

What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree on Earth Day?
“May the Forest be with you.”

Why did the dog bury himself on Earth Day?
Because you can’t grow a tree without bark.

What did one firefly say to the other?
“Sorry, gotta glow.”

What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global worming.

What did the mother worm say to her son who was late for dinner?
“Where in earth have you been?”

Why are people so tired on Earth Day?
Because they just finished a 31-day March!

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