Riddles and knock knock jokes are a lovely way to get kids thinking while tickling their funny bone at the same time. We’ve gathered 50 of our favourite Mother’s Day jokes and riddles, perfect to make Mom and the whole family laugh on her special day.
These riddles and knock knock jokes would be great to write in a homemade Mother’s Day card, or save them to tell in the car on the way to brunch!
What did the mama horse say to her foal?
It’s pasture bedtime.
What did mama spider say to her baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s Pop corn?
What did the mama broom say to the baby broom?
It’s time to go to sweep!
What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
Please catch up!
What did the mama volcano say to the baby volcano?
Don’t erupt while I’m talking.
What did the mama rope say to her child?
Don’t be so knotty.
What did the panda give his mommy?
A bear hug.
What did the baby robot say to his mommy?
I love you watts and watts.
What did the baby digital clock say to its mother?
Look, Ma! No hands!
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
We’re gonna have a BB!
What did the mommy cat say when her kittens brought her warm milk on Mother’s Day?
This is purrrrr-fect!
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because he heard his mom was in a jam.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because the baby has to play inside.
Why was the mother firefly so happy?
Because her children were all so bright.
Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard!
Why did the kids give their mom a blanket for Mother’s Day?
Because they thought she was the coolest mom ever!
Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater for Mother’s Day?
Because she was chili.
What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?
Her-she’s Kisses!
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom on Mother’s Day?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks?
Because she heard that he’s grown another foot!
What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day?
Mums!
What warm drink helps mom relax on Mother’s Day?
Calm-omile tea.
Why do boys love Mother’s Day so much?
Because it always falls on Sunday (son day)!
Why did mommy’s gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?
It was choco-LATE!
Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales?
Because mothers are priceless!
What do you call a small mom?
A mini-mum!
What makes more noise than a child jumping on mommy’s bed on Mother’s Day morning?
Two children jumping on mommy’s bed!
What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost?
I want my mummy!
What was Cleopatra’s favorite day of the year?
Mummy’s Day.
What’s the best thing a new mom can get for Mother’s Day?
A long nap!
Why was the house so neat on Mother’s Day?
Because Mom spent all day Saturday cleaning it.
What kind of boat is barely staying afloat, yet somehow manages to function?
A mother ship.
What’s the difference between Superman and Mothers?
Superman’s just a superhero now and then. Moms are superheroes all the time.
Why do mothers have to have two visits to the optometrist?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their head.
What do you call a mom who can’t draw?
Tracy.
Who do flowers celebrate on Mother’s Day?
Their chrysanthe-moms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Mother’s Day!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, Mommy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A door.
A door who?
A door you, Mommy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana give you a kiss for Mother’s Day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec to give you a kiss for Mother’s Day too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug for Mother’s Day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Mother’s Day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to say Happy Mother’s Day!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet Mommy sleep in for Mother’s Day.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like breakfast in bed, Mommy?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know what I’d do without you, Mom!
Found a few here I hadn’t heard already.