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40 Perfectly Punny Jokes and Riddles for Father’s Day

What better day than Father’s Day to enjoy some punny riddles and dad jokes? Riddles are a great way to get kids thinking while tickling their funny bone at the same time. That’s why we’ve gathered 40 of our favourite Father’s Day jokes and riddles, perfect to make Dad and the whole family laugh on his special day.

What’s the first thing a dad does on Father’s Day?
He wakes up!

How do dads look on Father’s Day?
With their eyes.

Do dads have fun on Father’s Day?
A-parent-ly!

What do dads like to eat for breakfast on Father’s Day?
Pop Tarts!

What do dads like to snack on for Father’s Day?
Popcorn.

How do dads like their steak?
On a plate, of course!

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad on Father’s Day?
Pop music.

Why wasn’t one Father’s Day gift any better than the other?
Because it was a TIE!

When does Father’s Day come before St. Patrick’s Day?
In the dictionary.

Did you hear about the dad who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the no-bell prize!

What did the pirate dad say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey.

Why did Dad want to go fishing on Father’s Day?
Because he was hooked on it.

What do you call your dad if he’s ice skating and falls through the ice?
A pop-sicle.

Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day?
Because he was the coolest!

What did the dentist daddy not want on Father’s Day?
A plaque!

How did Darth Vader know what he was getting for Father’s Day?
He felt Luke’s presents.

What did Chewbacca get from his kids on Father’s Day?
A plate of chocolate chip Wookiees.

What did the golfer dad want for Father’s Day?
A “tee” shirt.

Why do dads who play golf carry extra pairs of socks with them?
Just in case they finally get a hole in one.

What’s a fun Father’s Day gift for a dad who loves golf?
Silly putty.

Where do dads like to go dancing?
Golf clubs.

Why didn’t ancient Egypt celebrate Father’s Day?
Because it was too full of mummies.

What’s the easiest kind of flower to find for dad on Father’s Day?
Daddylions.

How is a baby bird like its dad?
It’s a chirp off the old block.

Why did the daddy cat want to go bowling?
Because he was an alley cat.

What do hermit crabs do on Father’s Day?
They shellabrate their dads.

How did the piglet wake up his dad on Father’s Day?
With hogs and kisses.

What did the baby koala say to his dad?
I love spending koala-ty time with you.

What did the daddy buffalo say to his kid before he went to work?
Bison.

What did the baby salmon say to his dad?
You’re o-fish-ally the greatest dad ever!

What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!

What did the panda give his dad on Father’s Day?
A bear hug.

How did the panda open his Father’s Day card?
With his bear hands.

What did the baby mushroom say to his dad?
I have so mushroom in my heart for a fungi like you.

What did the baby marshmallow say to his dad?
I wish the world had s’more dads like you!

What did the banana get his dad for Father’s Day?
Slippers.

What did the grape say to his dad?
You did a grape job raisin me!

Why was the strawberry late for Father’s Day dinner?
Because he got caught in a jam!

What did the baby cucumber say to his dad?
I think you’re a pretty big dill.

What do dads not want to be on Father’s Day?
Lawn mowers.

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