I had a lot of fun collecting my top 25 jokes and riddles for Halloween, so I wanted to do something similar for you for Valentine’s Day. These remind me of those cute little jokes and one liners on the valentines we used to hand out in elementary school.
Do you know any Valentine’s Day riddles or jokes? Please add them in the comments!
What did the elephant say to his Valentine?
“I love you tons!”
What did the bat say to his Valentine?
“You’re fun to hang around with!”
What did the cat say to his Valentine?
“You’re purr-fect for me!”
What did the pickle say to his Valentine?
“You mean a great dill to me!”
What did the octopus say to his Valentine?
“I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.”
What did the squirrel say to his Valentine?
“I’m nuts about you!”
What did the drum say to his Valentine?
“My heart beats for you!”
What did the owl say to his Valentine?
“Owl be yours!”
What did the bear say to his Valentine?
“I love you beary much!”
What did the light bulb say to his Valentine?
“I wuv you watts and watts!”
What did the train say to his Valentine?
“I choo-choo-choose you!”
What did the rabbit say to his Valentine?
“You’re no bunny ’til some bunny loves you!”
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep?
“I love ewe!”
What did the girl sheep say back to the boy sheep?
“You’re not so baaaa-d yourself!”
What did the painter say to his Valentine?
“I love you with all my art!”
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive.”
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
“I’m sweet on you!”
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ugs and kisses.
What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What did the chef give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Hugs and quiches.
Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?
She didn’t suit his taste!
Why did the banana go out with the prune for Valentine’s Day?
Because he couldn’t get a date.
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Of course they do. They’re very scent-imental!
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts!
Thanks for this — my kids are going to think I’m brilliant thanks to this list.
I’ve never understood the octopus one. Why isn’t it just “hands”?
I’m pretty sure the joke is based on the old Beatles song, “I Want to Hold Your Hand” (or at least I’ve always sung it that way) which makes more sense.
Really Lyle?
It means that the octopus has 8 hands, so they say I want to hold your hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand, hand. Therefore, this octopus wants to hold all of his sweetheart’s hands.
My daughter gets a kick out of jokes right now so these are going to be fun to share with her!!!
Cute! My kids, though, are too young or too old to appreciate these, lol.
Thanks sent one riddle in my grand girls Valentine packages, so cute!
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I also liked it. its really cool content.
I wrote a riddle on a heart-themed paper napkin, and tucked it into each of my three grandson’s lunch bags. I do the same for Halloween, etc. They really look forward to the riddles.
Lovely cutey!! So much interesting also. Appreciate your all the thoughts. Keep doing the great job. Enjoy your time.
Thanks for this! my kids are going to think I’m sharp too thanks to this amazing list.
To be very Honest I liked this part of the Post Riddle – Why did the banana go out with the prune for Valentine’s Day?
Because he couldn’t get a date.
Really cool work but let me also share a suggestion
in Post, I found What did the painter say to his Valentine?
“I love you with all my art!”
Here I must answer like
I love you with my all colors : )
Very cute! Thanks for the fun.
to cute
What is “to cute”?
these were great for my school valentine’s day prensentation thanks
great but there was no poem 🙁 it said there was but there is not none
I wanted to see a poem to and there is not very many jokes😕
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