Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good Christmas joke?
We’ve got 50 of them for you, actually! Kids love knock-knock jokes over pretty much any other kind, so today we’ve brought you 50 of the best Christmas knock-knock jokes around. Bring on the holiday hilarity!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas is here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when Santa’s on his way.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Christmastime, don’t you?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas. You too?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Santa.
Inter–
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oh, Chris.
Oh, Chris who?
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow. Freeze a jolly good fellow…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all those presents!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pikachu.
Pikachu who?
Pikachu Christmas presents and you’ll be in trouble.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Claus.
Claus who?
Claus I can’t wait any longer!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open your gift!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway am I kissing anyone under the mistletoe!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I’ve forgotten my name again!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita ride, Rudolph.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hosanna.
Hosanna who?
Hosanna gonna fit down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska again. What do you want for Christmas?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know what you’re getting for Christmas?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know what I got you for Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you for my Christmas present!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully please. This present is fragile.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kanye.
Kanye who?
Kanye help me untangle my Christmas lights?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me bake some Christmas cookies?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in for cocoa and Christmas cookies.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one’s at the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule know when you answer the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I knock again will you let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
Your Santa impression needs a little work!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana wish you a Merry Christmas.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abby.
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!
These will keep my kids howling for hours. Perfect for a car ride!
can you please put some better jokes up like the Dexter joke
Love it
Love it
hahhaha Too much funny and good one
love these jokes I used them on zoom with my family cause we always say jokes there the best!!!
I have been taking knock knock jokes I like all of your Merry Christmas knock knock jokes
I like the first one is my fav