Kids love riddles and knock knock jokes, and seasonal ones are especially fun! We’ve put together a list of some of our favourite hare-larious Easter jokes, perfect for kids of all ages. Have a Hoppy Easter!
Why was the Easter egg hiding?
Because it was a little chicken.
Why shouldn’t you tickle an Easter egg?
Because it might crack up!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Just one, because then it isn’t empty anymore.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
The Oyster Bunny.
Why was the Easter Bunny so grumpy?
Because he was having a bad hare day.
What happens when the Easter Bunny loses his temper?
He gets hoppin’ mad!
How do you make rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 4 hours.
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
At the IHOP of course!
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them.
What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had all his Easter eggs.
What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
Why are rabbits so good at math?
Because they multiply so quickly.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
With lots of egg-cercise.
What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a crazy Easter Bunny?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
What’s the difference between a lumberjack and the Easter Bunny?
One hews and chops, the other chews and hops!
Egg-cited to see me?
Wendy Easter Bunny coming?
Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
Heidi eggs around the house!
Howard you like to find an Easter egg?
Sherwood like to find some Easter eggs!
Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?