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25 Hilarious Halloween Riddles

Halloween is almost here, and in the spirit of the season, I’ve gathered 25 of my favourite Halloween riddles for you and your kids to enjoy. I’d love to hear your Halloween riddles and jokes too. Feel free to add them in the comments!

25 Hilarious Halloween Riddles

Why don’t skeletons watch horror movies?
Because they don’t have the guts.

Why don’t skeletons like parties?
Because they have no body to dance with.

Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs.

What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
The trombone.

Why didn’t the vampire have any friends?
Because he was a pain in the neck!

How are vampires like false teeth?
They both come out at night.

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle.

Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there wasn’t any point to it!

What was the witch’s favourite subject in school?
Spelling!

What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.

Why didn’t the zombie go trick or treating?
He felt rotten.

When do werewolves go trick or treating?
Howl-oween!

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!

What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A pumpkin patch.

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!

Why are graveyards noisy?
Because of all the coffin!

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hobblin’ goblin.

What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
“Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.”

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream.

Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

What is a mummy’s favourite type of music?
Rap music.

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!

Your turn! Leave me your funny Halloween joke or riddle in the comments!

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