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25 Easter Riddles and Knock Knock Jokes

Kids love riddles and knock knock jokes, and seasonal ones are especially fun! We’ve put together a list of some of our favourite hare-larious Easter jokes, perfect for kids of all ages. Have a Hoppy Easter!

25 Easter Riddles and Knock Knock Jokes

Why was the Easter egg hiding?
Because it was a little chicken.

What shouldn’t you tickle an Easter egg?
Because it might crack up!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Just one, because then it isn’t empty anymore.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
The oyster bunny.

Why was the Easter Bunny so grumpy?
Because he was having a bad hare day.

What happens when the Easter Bunny loses his temper?
He gets hoppin’ mad!

How do you make rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 4 hours.

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
Hip Hop.

Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
At IHOP.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-days.

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had all his Easter eggs.

What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
Jelly beans!

When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.

Why are rabbits so good at math?
Because they multiply so quickly.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
With lots of egg-cercise.

What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a crazy Easter Bunny?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

What’s the difference between a lumberjack and the Easter Bunny?
One hews and chops, the other chews and hops!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Bunny coming?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more eggs to decorate?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi eggs around the house.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to find an Easter egg?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to find some Easter eggs!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?

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  • These are so fun!! I cannot believe how fast the year is going by already!! I LOVE Easter and am so ready for spring!! My son is older now and will get a kick out of these jokes 🙂

  • Ahh these were perfect for Easter, I just missed them but I’ll check them out so I can have some some good ones for next Easter! I came across the blog looking for egg riddles and find some other riddles on eggs you might like. I can share them here for you: Carton Of Eggs

  • I had a good laugh at some of these, kids just love telling jokes or asking riddles, in fact they are often in hysterics before they’ve even got to the punch line 🙂